John Boehner Lies About Tanning

House Minority Lead John Boehner is looking pretty orange even though he's claiming that he's never used a tanning bed or product before. So if it's not a bad tan, what could it be? Maybe, he just decided to take a swim in the Gulf of Mexico. All that BP oil in the water might have some odd effects. Or maybe he's been Aqua Bounty's experiment to test their genetically modified salmon Frankenfish. Or he could have went to Three Mile Island for a little vacation. The lingering effects from the accident at the nuclear site probably could turn one orange.